How low will jeans go? Hollister's new jean...

Created and posted for your consideration by Matthew Glenn at 1:21 PM

So I was walking at the mall the other day and walked past this male model mannequin and about choked on my coke. I'm not sure about you the reader, but don't you think this pair of jeans is going a bit low? Is this Hollister's new line of jeans for guys?

Penis Cut Jeans:




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14 Comments:

  1. Joseph Antley said...
    March 9, 2009 3:59 AM  
    Woah...yeah, that's a little much. I'm thinking that unless you're wearing a really long shirt or really high underwear, that's going to look pretty awkward.

    So many other things to say about this, but none of them seem appropriate. Ah well.
    Mindi said...
    March 12, 2009 7:26 PM  
    Oh my. I would think they'e even be uncomfortable to wear. But what do I know?
    lifeasme said...
    March 15, 2009 4:07 PM  
    OH.MY.LIFE!! If one of my teenage boys tried wearing those they know EXACTLY what I would do!!
    Why do people feel the need to show so much to the public then race to a solicitor/lawyers office to claim sexual harrassment the minute someone makes a mere comment?
    I think the fashion world has lost all morality anyway, and this just proves it.

    Debs
    Matthew Glenn said...
    March 16, 2009 9:35 AM  
    The fashion world has long since sold their souls. Very little of what is worn today is very modest. I remember when I was in college in 2002 coming home from brazil, A VERY liberal place compared to the USA and being startled to see you girls with such low cut jeans when they bent over I could see their ass cracks like a plumber! I think these jeans are meant to be worn with briefs and a tight belt in that position. Still, funny picture though, can almost see the mannequins penis.
    GabrielleValentine said...
    March 17, 2009 10:32 AM  
    That's hilarious. Mister Valentine needs some of those, man! Why don't they just get serious about fashion and create some hella fly loin-cloth jeans. In bright neon colors!
    Anonymous said...
    March 20, 2009 11:47 PM  
    At least he shaved.
    Matthew Glenn said...
    March 20, 2009 11:55 PM  
    LMAO!!! nice one, too bad you didn't leave your name so I could give you props!
    Anonymous said...
    March 23, 2009 2:45 PM  
    I should get these for my boys. Maybe then, when they dash in from school and run to the toilet, they'd only need one small tug to get the pants off, thus a better chance of getting the juice in the pot, instead of all over the pants.
    Anonymous said...
    March 27, 2009 11:26 AM  
    glad to see men being objectified...partly why they're so afraid of gays in the military...they don't want to be hassled and leered at the way a woman is!! high time men get a taste of their own freaking medicine. how will it feel when you are made to feel worthless if your abs aren't cut like this yummy mannequin, huh??? wah!
    Anonymous said...
    March 28, 2009 4:30 AM  
    in the near future, men will be subjected to millions of images of perfect young men like this and gay men & women will reject any man that isn't similarly toned and hairless as this...start signing up for 3 hours daily in the gym and lots of body waxing boys, or we'll say your icky and refuse to date you
    Steven said...
    March 31, 2009 12:43 PM  
    They a are "speed pants"
    bryce said...
    May 2, 2009 11:15 AM  
    whetever i like it and think its super hot
    Skylos said...
    May 4, 2009 10:52 PM  
    Its art in clothing, its there to tease you and get a reaction. Mission accomplished.

    Ironically, if you didn't have that reaction to it, they wouldn't wear it, as its probably not all that comfortable.
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