Liberal Mormon

So yesterday was Free Ice Cream Cone day at Ben & Jerry's incase you missed it and the Fam & I decided to venture out across town about 15 minutes to the nearest ice cream shop and grab a scoop. We waited in line for about 20 minutes because the line was full of elementary and middle school kids who had just gotten out of class about an hour earlier. After a delicious cone each, we decided we better head to Costco to grab some much needed items that are a helluva lot cheaper at Costco, and then head home. A long the way, we got stuck behind several cars who seemed they were in absolutely 0 hurry to get to where ever they were going. What was worse, these people where traveling in the left lane at about 5:30 in the evening. Have these people never seen these signs???? I mean seriously, I understand you want to EVENTUALLY turn left, but please don't make the rest us suffer because you want to drive 10 miles under the speed limit. At one point I was stuck behind an old Corolla for about 5 minutes, I only wish I had this sticker on my car at the time:

I had to do a quick weave to eventually get around the ass but we finally made it to Costco, got our stuff and started the trek home. By this time rush hour traffic was mostly over, as it was nearly 7pm but slow idiot drivers were still out. Do you slow drivers not realize what a hazard you are driving the speed limit in the left lane? Things have gotten so bad in Florida that the state has put up billboards to remind people to move the #$** out of the way: Anyway we made it home and I had relaxing time doing very little productive.

Today however, I made the mistake of trying to go the Post Office at around 4 P.M. I finally made it into the parking lot and this little old lady in a Honda Accord kept trying to back out of her space impatiently without realizing there were cars driving past behind her. She caused such a bottle neck that I lost my temper and started honking. She finally moved allowed everyone to pass (after nearly hitting ME!) and she left. Yet another argument for old people to be regularly tested in my opinion.

Maybe I should start walking everywhere, other drivers piss me off.